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Why, when your girlfriend/wife becomes pregnent, does everybody rub her stomach and congratulates her bu nobody strokes your balls and applauds you???

O.o


Excision and Downlink - Existence

my grandma entered my room while this track was on, she looked at me like im a junkie from space who happens to have a ball sack on his forehead, and ran away to the living room. then grandpa came and yelled “are you transformating or something?!” and i was like “no grandpa, you see, music was taken over by aliens… they come from planet Dubstep by the way, you stupid old fatass”


I waaas going to leave a sex joke, butt fuck it.


‘Cause you can’t deny,
You’ve blown my mind.
When I touch your body,
I feel I’m losing control.
‘Cause you can’t deny,
You’ve blown my mind.
When I see you baby,
I just don’t wanna let go.


Your mom offered me a position in her ass. Hot and cramped positions, but it shure as shit pays well if you know what i mean rofl ! I gave her a pearl necklace to say thankyou >:D lololololol


I find that using a warm, moist towel is an efficient way to clean semen off a keyboard or controller.



(Source: geekroom)


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